Fake Guys

This afternoon @ work i was sitting and checking my facebook page when 2 guys walk in and start looking around. The common thing is to say "Hello! how may i help u?" dint wana leave wat i was doing (a qiuz) but i get up, plaster a smile on my face then say the words.
I ask if they looking for anything in paticular or just checking stuff out.? They say they want true religion jeans so i tell em d price then let em know we on sale so they can actually get it cheaper. The Idiots start complaining that its too expensive, in my mind am lyk "r u buying or not?"
They start telling each otha that in america its about how many dollars, then d fools have d guts to ask for a calculator i give em cos i know they'l just make fools of themselves. They check how much the price i gave them is then say its too cheap am i sure its original? I want to slap their faces!
First its too expensive then its too cheap!?! They even asked for an additional discount. Rili want to kick em out d door but i dont, i just tell em am sori i cant sell it for dat amount and next time they come into d store with d intent of Browsing not Buying they should say so instead of wasting ppl's time then i go back to my facebooking.